/u/SortovaGoldfish on Marry me and raise my kids but you must be half my age and an orphan to avoid dowry

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"Hello women of the entire world. I am a predator looking for an easy victim. Usually, I would have to scout out those who seem malleable and naive to see who is most easily going to fall for manipulation tactics, becoming isolated, and wholly dependent on my finances, opinions, desires and expectations for survival and emotional fulfillment and has little to no means of escape. But subterfuge and investigation is hard(and also all the women around me are too smart, have better options, or I think they're ugly) so let's get it all out in the open now, skip all that, and you can get started serving myself and my kids! How's about it?"