/u/Half_Halt on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play gam

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The minor who commented in the last slide is the GOAT. They managed to strike just the right balance in tone between "wtf is this chick smoking" & gentle encouragement to seek help/realistic alternatives.