/u/jeunefillex on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play g

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Staying in your room with no physical activity and you expect to be able to swim “like a mermaid” in 10 years. Ok. Enjoy your floaties.