/u/Euripides_in_the_sky on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work

Wait 5 sec.

This feels like a very authentic cry for help even if their ask is ridiculous. She needs a lot of help and I hope she gets some.