/u/CasparMeyer on Marry me and raise my kids but you must be half my age and an orphan to avoid dowry

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yea, i'm good at math and was struggling with 48 × ½ ≈ 18-21 i only got 48 × ½ = 24 which is obviously much too old, because this man is surely going to die if he spends time near a woman aged half his age from high blood pressure - because she might have 'opinions', or 'relatives'. (or she might have 'people who are not too far away to save her if she does not submit 100% and forgets the food and hot water when he comes home from school' ?) the worst part for me is that this man has 3 kids already and is teaching the new generation how to view the world. :(