/u/BlergingtonBear on Marry me and raise my kids but you must be half my age and an orphan to avoid dowry

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I believe it's 100% real. You'd be surprised on what you see on some of these ethnic or religious marriage boards and apps 😬 Luckily I was marked safe from any threat of interest at all after reaching a crone's age of 30 😅