/u/Farkenoathm8-E on $500 a week house/pet sitting job. Oh, no, you're confused. You pay me.

Wait 5 sec.

Nobody in their right mind would pay to house and pet sit, plus do their chores while they’re at it. They’ll be lucky if they don’t come home and find their locks changed and a family of squatters have taken up residence in their home. All their stuff will be gone and the place will be absolutely trashed.