/u/SnarkySheep on Needs someone from MN to pop over to PA to pick up her long-lost family and bring back to MN. Plus a cat. And then drive them home, too. No hotels needed.
Not to mention, OOP and her siblings would likely have won big money in a huge lawsuit! According to her, their childhoods were literally destroyed. And yet by some mysterious reason, she's begging for help with baby supplies...