SpaceX is the biggest IPO ever, Elon is a cunt, NASDAQ inclusion rule changes, low float... blah blah blah... Doesn't matter cause we're all getting fucked out of the IPO allocation and it's going to rocket without us. I barely got anything. Fuck Robinhood. Today is my Valhalla, I either become a legend or die “DON'T BET AGAINST ELON” -sun tzu - rich people DD: Sum of parts analysis shows a fundamental value of at LEAST $1.75T. when you factor in the Elon factor, and the low float, it's worth at least double. https://preview.redd.it/to8867fe2v6h1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=f377cebe44605fcfc4b5165210444338f774e16a POSITIONS: IPO allo: requested $180K from Robinhood, Actual fill: basically nothing Polymarket: $272K on various strikes Will trim positions as the day goes on https://preview.redd.it/twj0c6fe2v6h1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=4abc078573699656ed112380253d98915a3e3f13 I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. This is going to be a generational run. 4% float (555M shares out of 13 BILLION), 30% of it handed straight to retail, and elon keeping 82% so insiders couldn't dump if they wanted to. every fund on earth needs space exposure and there's exactly one ticker. figma popped 250% and figma makes rectangles. Rhis thing fucking makes rockets that explode and comes with the tesla austist while tesla itself sits at $1.6T selling a truck that can stop bullets $2.4T close = $183 a share = a 36% pop. that's the whole bet. for a squeeze on the most hyped listing of all time position recap: 183,657 YES on >$2.4T at 35.3¢ avg. down $10k as of last night, which is just the market handing me a better entry I didn't ask for. I also own every strike from 1.8 to 3.2 like it's roulette and every number is spacex above 2.4 I collect ~$437k. above 3.2 it's $1.1M and I retire to boca chica below 1.8 the dumpster behind the nasdaq has decent shade this time of year Don't worry, I hedged my trade. In january I put $330 on "spacex will NOT ipo". current value: $10.33. hedging works, just be right.   submitted by   /u/Yeezyfrpresident2020 [link]   [comments]