/u/Dazzling_Use_8234 on CB Influencer wants pizza delivered often instead of help with food for a varying number of kids

Wait 5 sec.

Not pizza but I got fast food for lunch yesterday and presented it to my blessed child as a surprise. He said "YES!!!!! FOOD!!!!" As though he hadn't eaten all day and despite a fridge and pantry full of various foodstuffs for him. I can only imagine the stories he is telling his teachers and friends about what he eats.