It was the "GIFT" part of the horse that tipped me off to your plan. There's a slight hiccup. You wanted a dog to pick the truffles instead of a pig. I put the pig back and set off with the dog. Now the dog is running to where the horse is parked. Now the dog is too tired to chase the horse to yours. This may take a while, so settle in and say your final rites with your cancer-riddled children. I'll settle for a tie 🤝 P.s. I'm Australian and read something recently about how Americans prefer to use redundant syllables or words to describe things, e.g., not understanding what a "fridge" is. It's hilarious to me that Americans say "horse-back riding" as if there's confusion about which part of the anatomy one sits on (hint: it's not the teeth).