/u/Psychobabble0_0 on I want a roommate but I don’t want to SEE or HEAR or KNOW that you live here in my love nest!!!

Wait 5 sec.

They'll probably expect the "housemate" to use a communal apartment complex kitchen instead of theirs. And what's up with only allowing the poor sod to buy groceries fortnightly?? I guess these people never eat fruit and vegetables.