/u/SnarkySheep on imagine thinking you could find a one bedroom apartment in HAWAII for less than $900

Wait 5 sec.

And you can totally stay at her Portland place at some point in the vague future, probably next year. Because...why, exactly, if they are all in Hawaii for this upcoming year? Answer: She wants to lease her Portland house for way more than $800-$900, so she's got absolutely no intention of "swapping" with anyone. But she's putting it out there as an option for the future. As though they would ever honor such a promise once they got their time in Hawaii...