You may or may not know, but printf is a Turing-complete language, once you exploit all the strange and wonderful format characters in it (especially %n). But who has time to write code as printf modifiers? Now, thanks to [sebsite], you can at least write in a slightly higher level assembly language and compile to printf. Practical? No. Cool? Undeniably.As an example, the page shows fizzbuzz written in the assembler:alias i, fizz, buzz->fizz ([i] + 1) % 3 == 0->buzz ([i] + 1) % 5 == 0->i [i] + 1->exit [i] == 100[i] if !![i] & ![fizz] & ![buzz]"Fizz" if [fizz]"Buzz" if [buzz]"\n" if [i]The alias keyword defines constants and, owing to default values, sets i to zero, fizz to one, and buzz to 2. The “arrow” statements store a result into a variable (so the first assignment sets the resulting value into fizz).You need C23 to compile the assembler. Good luck trying to decode the output.The printf function can even play tic-tac-toe. If you think considering printf as Turing-complete is weird, we wouldn’t disagree. But we also think it isn’t the weirdest thing we’ve seen, either.