/u/flindersandtrim on 3k followers and wants a private booth, 10 free drinks and Grey Goose 💀

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Yeah, 3000 is embarrassingly low for someone who is actively working at it, and likely has been for a while at least. And let's be honest, probably posting a lot of bikini and bending over in tight workout gear kinds of photos. The kind of account in which a proportion of straight men will automatically click follow on. I have about 6 boring photos on my Insta and 500 followers. Haven't posted for 18 months and use it almost exclusively for following others. They only have 6 times my following, yikes.