/u/PotentialUmpire1714 on 3k followers and wants a private booth, 10 free drinks and Grey Goose 💀

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For real, I will invite my friends over the hill where I moved from (45-minute drive or so) to go to events over here (events they would be interested in if they were nearby) and I've only had two people attend one event. They loved it, though!