Archaeologists in Israel have found a 2,100-year-old lead sling bullet with what might be the oldest recorded version of battlefield clap-back.The projectile was uncovered at Hippos, an ancient city overlooking the Sea of Galilee. It carries the Greek word “ΜΑΘΟΥ,” which researchers read as “Learn” or, in context, something closer to “Learn your lesson.” That’s a ballsy thing to carve into a piece of ammunition before launching it at somebody’s head.According to Michael Eisenberg of the University of Haifa, who co-authored the find in Palestine Exploration Quarterly, the inscription reflects “local sarcastic humor on the part of the city’s defenders, who wished to teach their enemies a lesson with a wink.” Oh, humans. We build cities, invent siege warfare, and still have time to be smug. You gotta love us. A 2,100-Year-Old Bullet Found in Israel Had a Sarcastic Message for the EnemyThe bullet was found near the bed of the Sussita Stream, along an ancient road leading up toward the city. Researchers think that location, plus the impact damage on the object itself, points to a pretty straightforward scene. Defenders on the walls fired it at enemies moving up the road during a siege, probably sometime in the second or early first century BCE. Hippos saw plenty of military action during the Hellenistic period, including a likely conflict involving the Hasmonean ruler Alexander Jannaeus around 101 BCE.What makes this one stand out is that inscribed sling bullets are already uncommon, and this wording appears to be unique. Archaeologists have found other examples stamped with symbols, commanders’ names, or short taunts, but Eisenberg said this is the first known sling bullet in the world bearing this specific inscription. Hippos alone have yielded 69 similar projectiles over the years, but this one still managed to be the overachiever.It’s a funny discovery until you remember what it actually is. A small, dense chunk of lead, roughly 3.2 centimeters (1.26 inches) long and about 38 grams (1.34 ounces) now. It was a bit heavier before impact, designed to crack bone from a distance. Ancient warfare had all the same ingredients we still recognize today: territorial fights, military posturing, and somebody who just had to get the last word before the violence started.The post The ‘Sarcastic’ Message Archaeologists Found Carved Into This 2,100-Year-Old Bullet Is Pretty Hilarious appeared first on VICE.