/u/ThatBFjax on Nextdoor CB: I’m affluent. You Pay Me $500 per month (minimum) for the privilege of being my 24/7 friend, employee, and roommate.

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This is what happened with Marjorie Nugent and Bernie Tiede. He ended up killing her and there’s a really good and funny movie about it with Jack Black (Bernie)