/u/ooa0109 on Nextdoor CB: I’m affluent. You Pay Me $500 per month (minimum) for the privilege of being my 24/7 friend, employee, and roommate.

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Bless her heart, I think she's a nice lady to have a chat now and then, but she's certainly not grasping the reality :( (Also I thought she must be like in her 70s or something at first to assume this is how roommates work)