/u/StacheKetchum on Nextdoor CB: I’m affluent. You Pay Me $500 per month (minimum) for the privilege of being my 24/7 friend, employee, and roommate.

Wait 5 sec.

Was I the only person who read this as "I want a roommate, but I want the roommate to be a friend as well, and I'll knock off rent for cooked meals or other non-roommate services done"? It just seems like this one doesn't really match the theme of the sub so much to me, unless there's something I missed.