/u/BeefmasterDeluxe on Nextdoor CB: I’m affluent. You Pay Me $500 per month (minimum) for the privilege of being my 24/7 friend, employee, and roommate.
This freshly unrenovated upmarket crackhouse features everything a naive drug addict could ask for - bisexual excons, the constant threat of eviction, and chaos! Get out while you still have most of your teeth!