Nextdoor CB: I’m affluent. You Pay Me $500 per month (minimum) for the privilege of being my 24/7 friend, employee, and roommate.

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Found this on NextDoor this morning. OP is 🍅. 🍅 wants a woman (prerequisite for this position) to live with them and pay $500 per month (at minimum) for the privilege of accompanying 🍅 on various excursions, errands, be available for cooking, cleaning, and providing companionship 24/7. Key of Responses: 🍅 = Op and name is in Red 👏= Reasonable Neighbor 🙃= Not Helpful Neighbor 😕= Neighbor with wild takes 😐= Grifters are the problem Neighbor 😬= Too much True Crime Neighbor 🥇= On Point Neighbor 😒= Overly Encouraging Neighbor   submitted by   /u/Eastern-Bee9228 [link]   [comments]