Meanwhile men, somewhere in the woods near the venue, with no prior planning or reason whatsoever: Dan's bringing the barbecue, Joe's bringing the meat. Andy and Dave got a keg and five pallets of cheap beer, Jay's bringing a half ounce of his dankest. Tony's gonna fire up his portable pizza oven, Richie set up a trebuchet that shoots watermelons and Russian roulette with paintball guns. Frankie's bringing his PA system and got Limp Bizkit to come because Fred Durst owes him a favour from a while back. A-Team theme song playing in the background. Full-on montage. You son of a bitch.