/u/SweatyLettuce88 on My coworker crowd-funded a "going away gift" for herself before quitting

Wait 5 sec.

The most I will do is sign a card. If they want a gift then they can look elsewhere or to others who are gullible and feel guilty if they don't buy something. Money is tighter than Dolly Partons seat belt as it is without buying something for people you work with.