LOS ANGELES—Instructing his client to drop what she was doing and take a look in today’s New York Times, talent agent Jeremy Weinrib informed Rita Ora on Thursday that he had scored the singer another prime crossword puzzle placement. “Two down, top left, that’s all you baby,” said Weinrib, who urged Ora to pop a bottle of champagne in celebration of her description as “Competition TV judge songstress Rita.” “I heard Will Shortz was looking for a three letter vowel-heavy pop culture reference, and I called him up and said ‘Cancel all your other meetings, I’ve got just the gal.’ Next thing you know I’m negotiating a mention of your Eurovision performance. Rita baby, people all over the country are gonna know your name or at least be able to guess it after filling in some of the other answers!” At press time, Weinrib was reportedly on the phone screaming at the New York Times games editor after discovering Ora’s name made up part of an across row spelling “Boko Haram.”The post Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement appeared first on The Onion.