The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event.1 in 3Invitees aware the Met is a museum5thFloor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala$25Target gift card awarded to “Best Dressed” winner$350,000Cost to sit at a table and watch Jacob Elordi eat shrimp1Amount of Maggie Gyllenhaals who typically show up4Minimum number of inches hemline must extend beyond fingertips to comply with dress code330Members in the “Post Your Met Gala Dress 2026” Facebook group$119,000Cost of last-minute program reprint to fix “Anna Centaur” typoThe post The Met Gala By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.