/u/AnastasiaNo70 on I had lent money to this dude twice. Always small amounts and although he was late both times, he did communicate and pay back. Then I get this last night.

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Ha! CRAZY that you messaged me now, because I actually was about to reach out to you! LOL! You see, about six months ago, I found out about an amazing investment opportunity… (Long bullshit story that makes no sense) So ANYWAY, I was actually going to ask you if you could loan me $4K with interest, I insist ha ha!!!