I mean, you could lie and go over there, pull a ms. Doubtfire and make them cheap takeout and buy expired breads and sht and pretend you baked it. Go to Aldi or Dollar tree and stock up and super bargain stuff. If you were a person with no formal training at all, maybe can cook a little, I wonder how long you could rip them off before they'd realize their "homemade nut milk" is just from the dollar tree and their "fresh baked goods" are stale pastries from the Dunkin dumpster.