Donald Trump has a message for all those yes-men who are worried that they might face the rule of law for following his orders: the Oval Office has a 200-foot radius of legal immunity, and you’re probably standing in it. Probably. According to a new report by The Wall Street Journal, Trump has repeatedly promised top administration officials pardons before he leaves office, even telling aides in a recent meeting that “I’ll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval.” The White House’s response was precisely as reassuring as you’d expect. Press secretary Karoline Leavitt told the Journal that it “should learn to take a joke” — before adding the kicker that the president’s pardon power is, in fact, “absolute.” A joke, sure. But also, you know, the law. During his first term, Trump actually considered issuing mass pardons to his staff and campaign aides but rejected it out of fear of prosecution by the incoming Democratic administration. This time, he’s clearly made his peace with the exit strategy. In a conversation with advisers in the dining room next to the Oval Office, Trump said he would host a news conference and announce mass pardons before he left office. Trump’s pardon plan is a permission slip Since returning to office, Trump has used that particular article of authority to issue pardons for his allies, friends, campaign donors, and even thousands of supports who stormed the Capitol during the January 2020 riot. Remember the Changpeng Zhao pardon? The Binance founder, who’d pleaded guilty to federal charges, had a $2 billion transaction from an Emirati investment fund through World Liberty Financial, the crypto enterprise run by Trump’s family. And then there was George Santos, pardoned after pleading guilty to wire fraud and identity theft. Trump’s reasoning was vintage: “He lied like hell. But he was 100% for Trump.” Oh, alright. That makes it alright, then. There was a time that line would’ve gotten someone impeached. Now, it gets them a standing ovation. It would’ve caused a frenzy in the media, been front page for a week, and even spurred protests nationwide. Now, it’s just another Tuesday at the White House. As former DOJ pardon attorney Liz Oyer explained it: “It seems like he previewed many times his intent to use the pardon power to bail out those who carry out his agenda faithfully.” And that’s the whole point. The radius isn’t 200 feet. It’s however far normalization travels, and in Trump’s America, it’s been moving at record speed, and the Constitution be damned.