/u/murrayflew on We had to spend our wedding fund to keep our surprise baby “safe and healthy”. But, not having a wedding is “soul crushing”. So, we need donations for R80,000/$5K for a “real” wedding bf we have a 2nd baby. “I still want the moment, the d

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It’s usually the ‘it’s not x, it’s y’ style of writing, the cheesy metaphors - ‘the wedding quietly packed its bags and left’, the general format of the post, and a lot of threes ‘practical, sensible, slightly soul crushing’. Once you see it enough times you can’t miss it.