Kash Patel’s time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the head of the federal law enforcement agency.Claim To Fame: First person to give up looking for Nancy GuthrieOffice Nickname: Shhh, He’s Right ThereGreatest Asset: 360-degree field of visionSignature Look: “Oh you definitely took too much, bro.”Case He’s Currently Working On: HeinekensBiggest Case Solved: Which bar he left credit card atGirlfriend: Living large while she canBlood Alcohol Level: 0.63 HegsethsThe post Political Profile: Kash Patel appeared first on The Onion.