/u/nomercyvideo on My neighbor asked me to "watch her dog for a few hours" and it turned into a 3 day situation

Wait 5 sec.

After 24 hours I'm sending a text that says "The dog passed in the middle of the night" Then ignoring texts until they come back. Then say, Oh my bad, I meant to say "The dog pissed in the middle of the night", stupid autocorrect.