I never caught a ball.Why would I?Why do men need to be around balls?(the rubber kind)Are you more of a man if you throw a ball and less so if you catch one?I do neither.My father once tried to throw me a ball when I was a childbutI just stood there.No one has ever thrown a ball to mesinceor even considered it.What would I do if I caught a ball?I have nowhere to put itI’d certainly never throw it backPleasedon’t ever throw me a ball.