"Hey how you doin'? Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the hurry? We just wanna have a little chat – see how you're doin'. Boy that's a real cute doggie you got there. It'd be a real shame if if something bad were to happen to Lil' Cupcake there. Like she accidentally run out into the street or choke on some doggie treats, huh? Y'know, me and the boys take care of youse year round, we work hard to make you happy, right? And we thought you'd return the favour but uh… make more of an effort this holiday season… little bit, little bit… if you catch my drift. Thank you for the attention to this here matter. And have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! We know where you live!"