I remember ordering my first sex toy. It was a dual-ended, purple jelly dildo that I definitely shouldn’t have been buying. I got it from Amazon, as most people do, and it arrived looking like a sausage packed in plastic. It was a horrible choice for my health and my reputation on campus (we had one mailroom where a literal person handed you your packages).But what else was I supposed to do at 18? Clueless and overwhelmed by the options out there, I settled for a cheap thrill that turned out to be a risky purchase. From vibrators to dildos to butt plugs, there’s a lot to consider.Since then, I’ve come a long way (pun intended) in expanding my knowledge and appreciation for a wide range of high-quality, body-safe toys designed with pleasure (and safety) in mind.So, if you’re on the hunt for a new sex toy, whether you know what works for you or you’re a newbie shopping around for the first time, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got your back. And your front. And… you get the idea.These are the best sex toys for women or people with vulvas, based on real-world testing. I own and use all of the toys in this roundup, but don’t just take my word for it. I combed through reviews from hundreds of satisfied shoppers, then asked experts to chime in with helpful tips on what to look for when shopping for your next climax-inducing companion.So strap in for this guide to the wonderful world of women’s sex toys. It’s going to be a wild ride.YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE: Best Anal Sex Toys for Beginners: Starter Kits, Plugs, Beads, and Dilators That Hit Just RightQuick look at the best sex toys for women Best Sex Toy Overall: Playboy Pleasure Swan VibratorBest Wand Vibrator: VIM by Fun Factory Best Bullet Vibrator: Je Joue Duet BulletBest Clit Sucking Toy: Namii by biirdBest Vibrating Pussy Pump: Apex by JimmyJaneBest Thrusting Vibrator: Thruster Shaft by FemmeFunnBest Dildo: Playboy Pleasure Jewels King Multi-Play Glass DildoBest Butt Plug: Playboy Pleasure Jewels PlugNow, with all of that in mind, here are my top picks for the best sex toys for women.Best sex toy overall: Playboy Pleasure Swan VibratorIt’s so hard to choose just one toy when there are so many options, but the Playboy Pleasure Swan vibrator has had a dedicated place on my nightstand since the day I unboxed it.This vibrator isn’t just a vibrator—it’s a dual stimulator with two gently curved arms that you can use for all kinds of play. As part of Playboy Pleasure’s Multi-Play collection, this uniquely shaped vibe can do just about anything you want it to. You can use it to stimulate the clitoris and the G-spot, or flip it around for anal and vaginal penetration (just remember not to cross-contaminate).Each shaft has 10 vibrating speeds, and the bulbous, textured heads make it perfect for internal and external stimulation. You can use it solely for external stimulation and come within seconds, or slowly build yourself up to a more powerful orgasm.I like to insert one end vaginally and the other anally while I use a third toy or finger on my clitoris. It’s a super versatile toy that’s helped give my solo sessions some serious oomph.(opens in a new window)PinkCherryPlayboy The Swan Multi Play Vibe(opens in a new window)$39.98 at PinkCherryBuy Now(opens in a new window)Best wand vibrator: Fun Factory VIMFun Factory dropped the VIM, the world’s first weighted-rumble wand, with a ton of fanfare. At first, I admit I was skeptical about whether it could really be that different from other wands I’ve tried.But the VIM has somehow earned a permanent spot on my nightstand. It’s my go-to now, and I truly believe it’s the best wand vibrator I’ve ever used. (Before the VIM, LELO’s Smart Wand 2 was there for me whenever I wanted a one-and-done orgasm. It’s efficient, powerful, and gets the job done—a good second choice if you can’t get your hands on a VIM.)The VIM delivers sensations I didn’t even know were possible in a wand: deep, rumbly vibrations that build toward a mind-blowing climax. Instead of an intense buzz that leaves you numb and overstimulated, these vibrations melt into you and reach deep down, building to an all-body orgasm. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be used for a quickie—turn the setting up and place it against your vulva or a pillow (it’s great for grinding against), and you’ll be quivering fast.Even with all of its power, the VIM is lightweight, and the vibrations don’t travel into the handle, so it’s easier to use than most wand vibrators I’ve tried. It shouldn’t hurt your wrist even after a longer session; it was designed with edging in mind. The buttons are intuitive, and it has a travel lock, so you can toss it in your bag or suitcase without worrying it’ll turn on and die before you get wherever you’re going.(opens in a new window)Fun FactoryVIM Wand Massager(opens in a new window)$75 at AmazonBuy Now(opens in a new window)Best bullet vibrator: Je Joue Duet BulletThere are a lot of great bullet vibrators, but if I had to pick one that’s versatile enough to be most people’s go-to, it’d be the Je Joue Duet Bullet.It’s smooth to the touch and has several small, rounded “pleasure points” on one side so you can experiment with different sensations. You can use this tiny toy to stimulate your nipples and tease your labia, clitoris, and more.It has five speeds and seven vibration patterns, but the simplest is my favorite: steady vibration. There’s a travel lock and it’s 100% waterproof, so you can bring it into the shower or tub. It’s also surprisingly quiet, unlike some of the other toys on this list.Je Joue is a more luxurious brand, so even though the price tag is a bit higher, you’re getting a premium-quality, vegan product built to last.If you’re looking for a bullet vibrator that’s a little more compact, or one with a convenient-to-hold handle, Playboy Pleasure makes two great alternatives: the Playboy Pleasure Bunny Bunch (best for discreet, targeted clitoral stimulation) and the Playboy Pleasure Ollo (my pick for accessibility thanks to its ring-shaped handle).(opens in a new window)Je JoueJe Joue Duet Bullet(opens in a new window)$32.50 at Je JoueBuy Now(opens in a new window)Best clit sucking toy: Namii by biirdThe Namii by biird is hands down the best clitoral suction stimulator and vibrator I’ve ever tried. (A few years back, I would’ve recommended the Tracy’s Dog OG Sucking Vibrator, which had its big viral moment, but my loyalty has shifted.) biird’s suction toy is unlike any other on the market, and it’s thoughtfully designed with the clit and vulva in mind: pebble-shaped, with a super-soft silicone exterior.The Namii is a two-in-one toy. You can use the suction and vibration functions independently or combine them for extra oomph. There are five suction intensities and five vibration patterns, so there’s a ton of combinations to play with.I love how gentle but still super pleasurable the suction feels. The intensities go from a light, pulsing sensation to a deeper, more intense suction that’s oh-so-good—nothing like the overpowering, numbing sensation I’ve experienced with other clit suckers in the past.I can use this toy for a long time. Well, until it dies, which is about two hours. I place it where it’s most comfortable, underneath my underwear (to help hold it in place), and let it work its magic. And even though the Namii can get me there fast, it’s also ideal for longer, more drawn-out play sessions and edging.Another thing that sets biird apart is the packaging. It feels like you’re getting a real gift in the mail, complete with a travel bag and cute stickers. Even the charging base features a mood light (you can turn this off if you want).(opens in a new window)BiirdNamii(opens in a new window)$119 at biirdBuy Now(opens in a new window)Best vibrating pussy pump: JimmyJane ApexThe Apex by JimmyJane isn’t just a pussy pump—it’s a multifunctional toy that’s perfect for consensual exhibitionist play, direct clitoral stimulation, or G-spot stimulation. (The voyeur in your life will also love watching you use it, whether you’re literally in front of them or sending saucy snaps.)There are four motors, three suction patterns, seven tongue-motion patterns, 10 vibration patterns, and a handle that doubles as a G-spot vibrator. The range of sensations is wild, and the intensity can be cranked up to levels far beyond what I’ve experienced with other toys.You can also see everything going on through the transparent suction cup. (If you’ve never seen your clit and vulva up close and personal, get ready for a new perspective.) It also comes with two different-sized cups, so you can use it on your nipples or other erogenous zones, too.The combo of suction, vibration, and motion is truly next-level. I have to keep the pump action relatively low; otherwise, it’s almost too much. The tongue-like motions are super intense when the pump runs, so I recommend exploring the patterns independently before trying them together. (The pump and “tongue” are also loud, so if you have roommates, this toy isn’t the most discreet.)I won’t lie: The Apex has a bit of a learning curve. This toy isn’t for the faint of heart. Try the functions out in a non-sexual context first to get a feel for them before applying the Apex to your vulva/clit. And once you’re ready to play, use lube (lots of it) and start on a lower setting.(opens in a new window)JIMMYJANEApex(opens in a new window)$169.99 at JIMMYJANEBuy Now(opens in a new window)Best thrusting vibrator: FemmeFunn Thruster ShaftI wasn’t a huge fan of thrusting vibrators until I tried the Thruster Shaft by FemmeFunn. (I also couldn’t handle deep penetration until after my second endometriosis surgery, so that’s probably a factor.)This thrusting vibrator is soft and smooth to the touch. It looks pretty realistic, with “veins” and a head that feels shockingly lifelike. It also comes in skin-tone colors if you’re into that. (I’m not really into realistic-looking toys, so I have a purple one.)There are 10 vibration modes and three thrust speeds to play with. The suction cup base, which is also harness-compatible, is super secure, so you can attach it almost anywhere: the floor, a chair, or the shower wall. It’s also completely waterproof (I’ve had this thing in the shower more times than I can count, and it still works flawlessly). The quick-release tab on the base makes it easy to detach.With a one-and-a-half-inch thrust and nearly eight insertable inches, the Thruster Shaft is made for anyone who craves deep penetration and G-spot stimulation. I also love that it doesn’t stop thrusting in response to tension or resistance. Plus, the wireless remote makes it fun to play with a partner. (Sticking it to something you can back up onto is ideal if you want to give your partner head or a show while they control the settings.) Just be sure to use lube before hopping on.I should note that this thing is loud, depending on where you put it. For reference, sticking it to the side of the bathtub sounds like an off-balance washing machine.(opens in a new window)FemmeFunnFemmeFunn Thruster Shaft Remote Controlled Dildo(opens in a new window)$144.99 at FemmeFunnBuy Now(opens in a new window)Best dildo: Playboy Pleasure Jewels King Multi-Play Glass DildoI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m obsessed with Playboy Pleasure sex toys, from their lipstick-style vibes to their glass dildos. My all-time fave dildo from the brand is the Playboy Pleasure Jewels King Multi-Play Glass Dildo. (If you’ve yet to experience what an absolute delight glass toys can be, I recommend perusing Playboy Pleasure’s Jewels collection.)This dildo has everything you want in a dildo. The super-smooth, body-safe borosilicate glass is easy to clean, and the bulbous head (which is curved just right) feels delicious whether you’re using it vaginally or anally. I also love the length (5.5 insertable inches) and thickness—it’s the toy I run to when I want to feel full.It’s also pretty to look at and shatter-resistant. I’ve accidentally dropped it a few times, and it’s yet to crack or chip. (If you do manage to break it, it comes with a five-year manufacturer’s warranty.) And if you’re into temperature play, you can pop it in some warm or cool water for a few minutes beforehand.Best butt plug: Playboy Pleasure Jewels PlugThe first butt plug I ever owned was made by JimmyJane. It was glass (of course; I love glass toys), but it’s no longer available. The only thing I’ve found that compares is the Playboy Pleasure Jewels Plug.This plug has a bulbous head, a narrow neck, and a flared base for easier insertion (and safety). Like the dildo mentioned above, this borosilicate glass toy is super smooth and easy to clean—just be sure to use lube, and lots of it.But if I’m being honest, my favorite “butt plug” isn’t actually a butt plug at all. It’s the Booster Bullet by FemmeFunn. This mini bullet vibrator fits perfectly and doesn’t fall out when I reach climax (whether I’m alone or with my partner). Yes, you’ll need lube for this, too—but you’ll need lube anytime you’re dealing with anal play. Plus, the vibrations give it an extra oomph when you want more, and your partner can usually feel them, too.(opens in a new window)Playboy PleasuresJewels King Multi Play Glass Dildo(opens in a new window)$42 at LoversBuy Now(opens in a new window)HOW WE CHOSE THE BEST SEX TOYS FOR WOMENPrice: Dollar amount is a biggie for a lot of people. In this economy, it can be hard to justify going to dinner, let alone splurging on a new vibrator. However, according to certified sex educator Casey Murphy, you shouldn’t compromise your safety or pleasure to save money.“There are many brands that offer unique, premium products with high-quality materials, a reliable lifespan, and manufacturer warranties—which is not the case for all Amazon products,” says Murphy. “Rock bottom prices are actually a huge red flag, as alluring as they may be for budget-conscious consumers.”Material: I love sex toys that feel good in my hands and even better where it counts. I avoid anything made from rubber or “jelly” materials, which can contain porous, potentially toxic materials that harbor bacteria (yuck). Instead, I look for body-safe (platinum-cured) silicone, borosilicate glass, and stainless steel.“The sex toy industry is unregulated, and some manufacturers take advantage of a lot of loopholes with materials and ingredients,” says Murphy. “Look out for subtle tricks in product descriptions. For example, a ‘silicone blend’ aka ‘lifelike’ material, or anything with ‘skin’ (second skin, realistic skin, etc.), is not pure silicone—they’re blended with porous materials like thermoplastic elastomer, which are not body-safe.” Design: The overall design of a sex toy is important for accessibility, comfort, and safety. That’s why the sex toys on this list have thoughtful, ergonomic designs that consider the physiology of vulvas and clitorises in their shape, size, and features.Functionality: When it comes down to it, only you know what feels best for your body. So, this list includes a wide range of possibilities. If you’re not sure what you’re looking for, here’s some advice from Suzannah Weiss, a marriage and family therapist, AASECT-certified sex educator, and resident sexologist for Fleshy.“Think about what type of stimulation tends to be most pleasurable for you,” she says. “If you tend to stimulate your clitoris when you are masturbating, then try an external vibrator. If you really like oral sex, there are sex toys geared toward simulating oral; suction vibrators can be good for this. If you enjoy penetration, I would go with an internal vibrator or dildo. If you’re a sex nerd and want something high-tech, I’d consider looking for remote-controlled sex toys that let you or your partner choose the vibrations from an app.” The post 8 Best Sex Toys for Women (That I Tested Myself) appeared first on VICE.