/u/dookle14 on On tinder, from a basic guy: "I'm a chooser, and I choose no one because they need to prove themselves to me and I need to be earned, as I am the prize." There's so much more in this screenshot.

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Congrats! You found the main character of this planet. Glad we finally figured out who it was! As a member of the supporting cast (the rest of us), let me just say I’m honored to included in his story. /s