Tired of all that liberal news media bias? Well, the good news is that real conservative Bari Weiss is the new head of CBS News and she’s changing everything!Oh sweet Synagogue of Satan, instead of relentless liberal bias on six network and cable news channels, you’ve now got the tantalizing option of non-stop foreign sob stories! If you just can’t get enough Holocaustianity and interviews with brave survivors of a violent name-calling like Dave Portnoy, now there’s finally a new channel that is devoting 24 hours a day to your favorite topics!I know the media is retarded, it always has been, but this is descending to a level that is below the expectations of the average six-year-old in a public school. There isn’t a language in the world that has the words to express the vast and infinite depths to which neither I nor anyone else cares.I look forward to the inevitable stories in The New York Times and The Atlantic about how declining ratings at CBS News are just further proof of how everyone in the world hates people who never did nothing to nobody for no reason. Seriously, on what planet does anyone imagine that anyone actually wants to be subjected to incessant news stories about how someone called someone else something that hurt their feelings?DISCUSS ON SGThe post Bari Weiss Fixed CBS News appeared first on Vox Popoli.