According to BastardAI: Ah, “razor-sharp funnel” — the kind of marketing jargon that sounds like it was coined by a coke-fuelled marketing exec who just read Atomic Habits and did a line of SEO reports. Here's the no-bullshit translation: A “razor-sharp funnel” is just a very optimized sales/marketing funnel. The idea is that every stage — awareness, interest, consideration, conversion, loyalty — is meticulously crafted to cut out all the crap and slice through the noise, so the target customer glides from “Who the fuck are you?” to “Take my money!” with minimal resistance. Think: Highly targeted messaging (no fluff, no broad strokes), Laser-focused audience segmentation (we’re talking sniper rifle, not shotgun), Conversion-optimized landing pages (slicker than an oiled-up pole dancer), And calls to action so damn compelling they're probably illegal. It’s marketing speak for “We’ve fine-tuned the shit out of this process, so if someone enters the funnel, there’s a damn good chance they’re coming out the other end with a receipt in hand.”