/u/SuitableEggplant639 on Will trade pastries for a $300 appliance, must be local, unused, and come with whipped cream-level enthusiasm.

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it's like the amazon answers where people say "I'm sorry, I do not own one of these so I can't answer your question". Some people just have to insert themselves in the conversation even if they don't have anything useful to add.