Just when you thought the Coldplay Astronomer saga was finally over, the company pulled one final masterstroke — Gwyneth Paltrow. Throughout the entire ordeal, there’s been a recurring thought in some fans’ minds: Chris Martin has had a chaotic romantic life himself. Martin was once married to Paltrow, and while the two have seemingly remained friends over the years, their breakup was anything but quiet. Rumors of affairs swirled at the time, and there was also that infamous “conscious uncoupling” statement — still funny today, and a perfect reflection of the Goop founder’s singular way of thinking. Well, now Paltrow has a new role. Kind of. Amid the chaos — the CEO of Astronomer resigning, his wife deleting her Facebook, the head of HR also stepping down — one persistent question kept surfacing: what does Astronomer actually do? Unless you already work in tech, or you’re able to explain very complex concepts to us simpletons like Paltrow apparently can… it’s all a bit of a mystery. But more on that in a moment. Astronomer is, apparently, a data company that also dabbles in AI. The interim CEO acknowledged the bizarre spike in public interest and released a statement, reported by NBC, that reads: “The events of the past few days have received a level of media attention that few companies — let alone startups in our small corner of the data and AI world — ever encounter. The spotlight has been unusual and surreal for our team and, while I would never have wished for it to happen like this, Astronomer is now a household name.” In fact, if you Google the latest updates on the story, Astronomer’s About Us page pops up right on the first page of results. So the company leaned in. Since we clearly care about two things right now — messy breakups and Astronomer — they hired Martin’s most famous ex, Gwyneth Paltrow, as a “temporary spokesperson” to explain to the world what the company actually does. The response, as expected, was immediate and viral. On X, some users found the video so amusing that they called it a PR masterclass and told everyone to take notes. Others were stunned that the startup could even afford an Oscar-winning actress. Not everyone was impressed though — some accused the company of milking the scandal for attention. But if a media campaign is generating that much conversation, it’s already done its job. The real tragedy would be if nobody cared. Folks this is a PR masterclass… You take the most viral moment of July 2025 and instead of disaster control, make light of the situation and create the ultimate brand aw— SUAREZ (@suayrez) July 26, 2025 They only have 300 employees and they have budget to hire Gwyneth. They should’ve allocated that money to their STIs.— No Katy, No Clout (@NoKatyNoClout) July 26, 2025 they’re milking it— ໊ (@buffys) July 26, 2025 Paltrow, of course, has other exes to tend to. She’s reportedly the subject of a new biography where she opens up about past relationships in the entertainment industry, including what really went down between her and Chris Martin or Ben Affleck — for fans still hungry for that kind of closure. Ultimately, this scandal may have been a blessing in disguise for Astronomer. You can’t just buy brand awareness like this. The X users are right: this was a masterclass in turning tragedy into triumph. As they say in show business, there’s no such thing as bad publicity — but only if you know how to use it.