Well, well, well, it’s always the ones you most suspect. Back in May, I reported on the troubling case of top Oklahoma school official Ryan Walters, who made a name for himself by forcing children to swallow MAGA nonsense during civics class and mandating Bibles be present in every classroom. Under his watch, Oklahoma kids are being forced to “Analyze the significant events during the first Donald J. Trump administration”, taught to “Identify the source of the COVID-19 pandemic from a Chinese lab”, “explain the effects of the Trump tax cuts”, and praise Trump’s “successful avoidance of new wars.” Walters himself is your basic right-wing authoritarian, determined to dismantle LGBTQ+ rights and a major supporter of the conservative values pressure group Moms for Liberty. And guess who’s just been caught looking at naughty stuff while at work? Yup, Walters is currently in hot water after reports that naked women were seen on TVs in his office. The incident took place at a routine Oklahoma State Board of Education executive session last Thursday, when those present were alarmed to suddenly see nude women frolicking on TV screens behind Walters in his office. Board member Becky Carson said the moment left her stunned. In comments to The Oklahoman, she said: “I was like, ‘Those are naked women. And then I was like, ‘No, wait a minute. Those aren’t naked, surely those aren’t naked women. Something is playing a trick on my eye. Maybe they just have on tan body suits. … This is just really bizarre.” But, no, there are no tan body suits here: “I saw them just walking across the screen, and I’m like, ‘no.” I’m sorry I even have to use this language, but I’m like, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I’m like, ‘That’s pubic hair.’ What in the world am I watching? I didn’t watch a second longer. … I was so disturbed by it, I was like, ‘What is on your TV?’ I was very stern, like I’d been a mother or a classroom teacher. And I said, ‘What am I watching? Turn it off now!’” Another attendee, Ryan Deatheridge, gave his account: I am in shock and I’m not wanting to distract them. I’m trying to listen. Quite frankly, I didn’t know how to handle it. I was just in shock. I was being human and I didn’t know what to think. … I kept thinking that it was just going to go away and so I quit watching it.” N-nothing to see here! The red-faced Walters quickly turned off the screens. His defense is that this didn’t happen and, if you’re not buying that, that it’s not his fault! Dismissing the Oklahoman as the “Woklahoman”, he unconvincingly blustered: “Any number of people have access to these offices. You have a hostile board who will say and do anything except tell the truth, and now, the Woklahoman is reporting on an alleged random TV cable image.” Uh-huh, sure buddy. Sure. Anyway, the state Senate has now launched an investigation into what happened, likely beginning with a little peek at Walters’ internet search history. Honestly, if Walters were smart, he’d lean into this. By 2025 standards, a MAGA Republican turning out to have an interest in adult human women is something of a relief. After all, the never-ending Epstein saga and the regular exposing of conservatives as being into some truly heinous and bizarre online material means that Walters’ inclinations being this vanilla isn’t so bad after all! In the meantime, Walters will just have to wait for the results of the investigation to come in, a process that well may end with him losing his job. But look on the bright side, with all that free time, you can look at all the nude women you like!