Im also not a Mormon, so I can only speculate. But I think that if you call your local chapter and tell them what a poor, handicapped old lady you are, you can get them to send these kids out as community service and missioning. I definitely dont know if you have to tell them you're considering a membership or just interested in hearing about the lord, (if only you had the time because of all the WORK that needs done around here, and its just so tough for one poor, disabled old grandma insert a weak sigh) But let me tell you, she was no treat, even to those boys just trying to help her for free. But they kept coming back.