I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic and playing into the joke but if not I need you to read the part in parentheses and realize that I was talking like someone who doesn’t care for my animals in the first paragraph as a sarcastic joke. My last dog I personally owned lived to 17, my adult mentioned in my last paragraph is turning 11 this year and I fully expect him to live to his breeds limit which is 15. My puppy who just turned 1 has a long way to go but I hope she also lives to the ripe old age of 15 which is her breed standard as well.