/u/holdon_painends on All I want is a free sailboat that is comfortable, equipped to cross oceans, and with working motor

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What makes this even more hilarious is that this dude probably knows absolutely nothing about sailboats or even boats in general, let alone how to get it to go literally anywhere. Maybe one of the other 4 people knows how to sail a sailboat. Probably not, but, worth a try!