/u/frtsnfr on $4.16 per dog/day yet "we don't trust just anyone"

Wait 5 sec.

You would think they'd budget more for their care, given they're so registered with the Kennel Clubs. Fifi and Mojo and their legion of furry friends deserve better than some internet rando who passes a vibe check and is willing to have their house full of used pee pads for 9 days.