/u/ProgLuddite on Your time is not worth paying for but you can stay in my house if you watch my kids

Wait 5 sec.

The “This role…” part is, I believe, separate from the first sentence. I think they mean in the first sentence that they’re the kind of parents who think it’s lying to not tell children everything. Santa? Not real. Why did we lock the bedroom door? We were having sex. Why is that man walking like a bent-over zombie? Drugs. (Etc.)