/u/MurkyButterfly750 on CB wants to pay $600/mo for 3 under 4 because all they do is "eat and sleep" and because, bills. (Hers, not yours.)

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Oh so true! I get so upset when I read people's job ads that are basically "I've never met you but how about you come watch my kid tonight until 3am while I hope everything turns out okay!"