/u/13maven on Please buy us a birthday cake with our names on it...oh and a bunch of other junk too.

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This is so sad. And yet, if there was some real food in there, perhaps the CB wouldn’t have a major GI issue that just might be related to diabetes (per The Mayo Clinic, this can sometimes be linked to Diabetes). I feel bad that folks don’t understand how you eat impacts your overall health.