/u/StillMarie76 on Entitled buyer wants me to take half the price and deliver it to a location on the other side of town and flips out when I call them out

Wait 5 sec.

Worse. They act like you should feel grateful for their consideration. Like with the Oscars. You should be grateful to even be nominated, except that instead of an Academy award you get a cheap bastard that calls you stupid head when they don't get their way.