Hopefully you guys aren’t doing Atkins, because I have a new goodie that suits every stoner: Mood Wonder Bread THCa Prerolls. The warm, yeasty joints get you freshly baked for whatever your weekend afternoon has in store for you. Slice off a piece and get toasted to perfection.(opens in a new window)MoodWonder Bread THCa Prerolls(opens in a new window)Available at MoodBuy Now(opens in a new window)Thick-Cut and Fully ToastedThis one is pretty potent, which is part of what makes it so wonderful. Quick reminder: THCa flower is federally legal under the 2018 US Farm Bill. The Delta-9 THC content falls below the 0.3% threshold when raw, but becomes potent once heated. Each preroll is 32.6% THCa and 0.2% Delta-9 THC. After it’s all sparked up, the final THC content is around 28.8%, which is on the higher end and nothing to joke about — unless you’re high and it’s a really funny joke. You get about 288mg THC in each one, so unless you’re an intense toker, you might want to split it with someone or crush it over two or three sessions. But that’s tough because it’s an easy smoke and yummy flavor, but I’ll get to that later. Compared to a lot of other THCa prerolls, these are potent, but the comfy high keeps it accessible to the more casual cannabis users too.Wonder Bread is a cross between Lamb’s Bread (sometimes called Lamb’s Breath) and Great White Shark. Both are sativas, so I’m surprised to see the Wonder Bread prerolls labeled as a 50/50 hybrid. It really doesn’t feel like an indica at all, so at the very least, it’s a hybrid that leans heavily toward sativa. House Party Kind of HighMood has labeled this strain as “Focused,” so it’s supposed to be ideal for laidback chores or low-stress errands. Many strains, especially indicas, tend to put you in a distracted mindset where focusing on something like a movie or video game is taxing. Wonder Bread is meant to have the opposite effect, helping you hone in on whatever you’re doing for a chill but locked-in vibe. Typically, I don’t gravitate toward these strains because I get high to give my brain a break, not give it a new mission. But the deliciousness of Wonder Bread called to me, and it ended up delivering a beautiful balance of feeling centered and carefree. The high didn’t quite reach that euphoric state, which keeps you engaged in the moment instead of drifting off in your head. The feeling was cheerful and energetic. I’m dubbing it the perfect strain for a house party. It keeps you social and vibing while making activities like beer pong or listening to music more enveloping. There’s zero couch-lock and only a mild haziness, giving you the relaxed sensation without the sleepiness. Plus, the burn is a moderate speed, so you’re not hanging onto it forever or crushing it in a minute.I recommend it for a daytime high when you still have places to go, people to see, and things to do. I know Lamb’s Bread is a popular strain for managing depression and anxiety because it soothes and uplifts without dramatically altering your state of mind. This tracks with Wonder Bread too.I shared the j’s at a recent BBQ and they had everyone smiley and chatty. I also had one before painting my butcher block (don’t tell my landlord). They offer a lovely balance of productivity and positivity, ideal for weekend afternoons. Baked at the BakeryWonder Bread is one of the yeastiest strains I’ve ever had, like a bakery in your lungs. This profile isn’t super common, but I wish more strains had a bready taste. It creates a smooth but robust flavor that’s great for people who hate harsh smoke or diesel flavors. Instead of being bright and refreshing, it’s cozy and warm. Mood describes the flavor profile as “Sweet Sage, Fresh Cream, and Warm Baked Goods.” “Baked Goods” is a nicer way of saying yeasty, but that’s the gist. That herbal scent comes in at the beginning when you’re lighting, but the majority of the inhale and exhale is all about the pastry taste. There are also hints of butter and cheese, so maybe it’s an asiago bread. I can taste that undercurrent of cream they’re referring to, but it’s subtle and only serves to amplify the bread flavor. It also contributes to the smooth, soft smoke texture. These aren’t quite as milky and silky as the Cereal Milk Prerolls, especially since these aren’t sweet. But the texture is comparably comfortable. Cooked With CareCourtesy of authorIf you’ve read any of my other reviews of Mood products, you know I’m a sucker for their aesthetic. From the rustically refreshing cardboard/brown paper packaging to the careful way the prerolls are laid side by side in a box, the brand brings a thoughtful and authentic energy to its products. The joints themselves are also pretty, with white paper and an unbranded white filter for a classy, clean look. Something else I’d like to call out is how Mood’s THCa prerolls and flower are labeled so thoroughly, with the potency, genetics, type (hybrid, indica, sativa), scent profile, and expected mood. To me, the only thing missing is the final THC content. If you’re a newbie, having all this info on the box is helpful. But even if you’re a long-time stoner, it’s fun to see the breakdown and makes comparing strains even easier.For the BreadwinnersThe price of Wonder Bread is the same as most other Mood prerolls — it’s $16 for one and $13 each if you buy a five-pack. Certainly not the cheapest joint you can find, but for the quality, it’s a standard price. You can skip the hassle of rolling with the neatly rolled j’s, and that’s worth a lot to me since I hate rolling. I know, not very stoner of me. If you love rolling and are a master, get flower and save some money. But I recommend treating yourself to the convenience of prerolls like these. Our Daily BreadIt’s the kind of strain that delivers an even high every time. I’m a faithful indica devotee, but this is the kind of sativa I can get behind. No jitteriness or anxiety, just a happy relaxation that keeps your day moving along. I don’t think it matters what kind of bud you usually like; the Mood Wonder Bread THCa Prerolls can satisfy every stoner, like cannabis comfort food.(opens in a new window)MoodWonder Bread THCa Prerolls(opens in a new window)Available at MoodBuy Now(opens in a new window)The post The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread: Wonder Bread THCa Prerolls appeared first on VICE.